Subwoolfer: "Strange that earthlings keep asking us to take off our masks though…what masks?"

Subwoolfer  is a duo of two brothers Keith and Jim, who describe themselves as follows:“On June 20, 1969, the prophet Neil fell from heaven. They called him “the man with the strongest arms.” He promised to help Keith and Jim become superstars on earth. He would come and get them when they had written the best song in the whole universe. Unfortunately, Neil never returned, but Subwoolfer got hold of DJ Astronaut and has now reached Earth.

Hello Subwoolfer (Keith and Jim), given the fact that you come from another planet can you tell us something more about yourself and life there? How is it to visit Earth?
– Life on the moon is pretty sweet. Being the biggest stars in the galaxy, we share the largest crater there, living in a castle made purely of cd’s. Visiting earth is interesting – A little too much oxygen for our liking but otherwise pleasant.

@subwoolfer we were having a good time until several blue individuals arrived and started to shout at us #eurovision #nrkmgp #moon #escalator #oslove #esc ♬ Give That Wolf A Banana – Subwoolfer

What made you decide to take part at Melodi Grand Prix out of all Eurovision selections?
– We are following the prophecy set back in 1969 from our earthling visitor Neil, or ‘the man with the strongest arms’ as you may know him.

Can you tell us a bit about the inspiration behind “Give That Wolf A Banana” and what does the song mean for you?
– Neil told us about the terrible Grandemic that was happening on earth right now, and that many Grandmas were too afraid to leave their homes in fear of being eaten by the wolves. So we came up with a solution…….why not give them all bananas to subdue their hunger. Problem solved.


Many Earthlings compare you to a Norwegian singer Ylvis and think you found the inspiration for your entry after listening to his song”What does the fox say”, have you heard it and how does that comparison make you feel?
-We have been compared to many famous stars throughout the galaxy in our 4.5 billion years of life. We are flattered, but there is only 1 Subwoolfer, and only 1 Keith and 1 Jim. We did check out the fox song on youtube and found it very amusing though.

How do the assumptions of your real identity make you feel?
– We are used to it. Strange that earthlings keep asking us to take off our masks though…what masks?

Have you followed Eurovision Song Contest before, if so would you like to share a memory
which you have of it or a favourite song from the show?
– In preparation we did watch a few to see what we were in for. Our favourite is probably the man who plays the magical neck guitar – Alexander Rybak.

Tell us a secret or something you didn’t tell to anyone before?

– We visited earth once before – 5000 years ago where we played a few rounds of Jenga before we had to leave in a rush. We believe you now call the left over pieces ‘Stone Henge’ or something.

Who would you like to make a duet with?

– Elvis – again. He joined us on our Saturn concert. What a hound dog he was.

You can check out the dance moves for “Give That Wolf A Banana” below

What are your plans after Melodi Grand Prix 2022?
– Continue World musical domination with Give that wolf a banana and other mega hits we have up our hairy sleeves.

Thank you so much for your time Subwoolfer. We wish you the best of luck at Melodi Grand Prix. Do you want to share something else or you maybe have a message for readers of escbubble?
– Read well earthlings. And maybe learn our Yum Yum dance found on tik tok and instagram so you can join in with our performance at home!

You can watch the performance of “Give That Wolf A Banana” below

If Subwoolfer is your favorite to win Melodi Grand Prix 2022 which will take place this Saturday, make sure you cast your vote for them in our poll right here:

Vote for YOUR favorites in the Grand Final of Melodi Grand Prix 2022!
  • Subwoolfer - Give That Wolf A Banana 36%, 640 votes
    640 votes 36%
    640 votes - 36% of all votes
  • Elsie Bay - Death Of Us 17%, 303 votes
    303 votes 17%
    303 votes - 17% of all votes
  • Maria Mohn - Fly 13%, 224 votes
    224 votes 13%
    224 votes - 13% of all votes
  • Frode Vassel - Black Flowers 9%, 156 votes
    156 votes 9%
    156 votes - 9% of all votes
  • Oda Gondrosen - Hammer Of Thor 7%, 128 votes
    128 votes 7%
    128 votes - 7% of all votes
  • NorthKid - Someone 6%, 99 votes
    99 votes 6%
    99 votes - 6% of all votes
  • Sofie Fjellvang - Made Of Glass 5%, 82 votes
    82 votes 5%
    82 votes - 5% of all votes
  • Christian Ingebrigtsen - Wonder Of The World 3%, 49 votes
    49 votes 3%
    49 votes - 3% of all votes
  • Farida - Dangerous 3%, 45 votes
    45 votes 3%
    45 votes - 3% of all votes
  • Anna-Lusa Kumoji - Queen Bees 2%, 38 votes
    38 votes 2%
    38 votes - 2% of all votes
Total Votes: 1764
Voters: 1260
February 12, 2022 - February 19, 2022
Voting is closed

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